No more coffee but plenty of PRIME™ for all!

How many of you were hit with mallets last week?

Oh yeah we had those too. I totally forgot about A&E, those tapes were around for sure. And a lot of stuff from the National Film Board, I think the schools in Canada got that stuff for free or something.

In class it was always

• Shrek
• Shrek 2
• Remember the Titans
• Jurassic Park
• Any Rando Jim Carrey Movie

Although in grade 9 law class we got to watch Heat, Dirty Harry and My Cousin Vinny, that teacher was cool

Hehe ‘loads’

When I saw the commercial for this movie all I could think of was that King of the Hill episode where Peggy tries selling houses by staging cheesy family plays about the house

There’s been a Toronto area bike store chain called The Cyclepath for forever, pretty good name

The B is for Bargain!

I think I once saw a documentary about this, where the introduction featured an average Toyota Corolla driver on their way to work… moving slower than a geriatric using a walker.

big cans

your city probably won’t add transit service when they suddenly force everyone back, but just think of it as more you time

YouTube’s search filter sort by “Upload Date” has been broken for awhile now so this is very plausible. It will serve it’s favourite creators’ irrelevant content in with relevant videos and not display at all some actual relevant videos.

If you filter sort by upload date and filter by Uploaded Today you’ll see different results quite often which really makes no sense

This has been news in Canada for about a year, story after story about people getting sucked in and losing tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars. When it’s not Musk it’s Justin Trudeau, same M.O.

You’d think if these people read the news outlets they share their stories with that they would have seen one of the articles already because they’re so common. But then again people still take Sunwing package vacations then complain to the news when it’s subpar so idk.

Edit to add I blame big tech more than the scam victims, they have no protections in place and are profiting off the scammers immorally as well. They should have to manually review these things or at least be responsive to user reports and they’re doing neither. I actually know someone who got banned from Meta products for reporting too many scam ads.

Don’t forget having to pay income tax on the original retail value of the cube (assuming this is USA where lottery and prizes are taxable gains)

Damn now I gotta turn my Kia into Will Forte

Mushroom cap

Country roads, take me home

Article also says it needs an app on your phone running to function, could they not have just developed an app that lets you use your phone camera to take a picture of your dook (meaning the device is useless)?

use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling