If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Hover-round hover-round -round

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

\m/

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Or air lock.

Nein

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Is this in reference to pdiddy?

Iron maiden in Brazil.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.