yea me too, but i suppose in a world with as many variables as ours it’s hard to find “rules” to cling on, so it’s a collective cope for that particular quirk of life lol

exceptions prove the rule!

for a sample of such madness please try arguing with someone about a topic you’re very familiar with, and they clearly know fuck all about but refuse to learn or listen to anybody but themselves and their echo chamber!

there’s also been something about cats from Ohio? I have no idea what that is about

minecaf xray cheat

Pepsi max on the other hand testes like a mix of various household chemicals with sugar and a little vomit

i don’t have the slightest clue why people enjoy that “flavour”

not always, i’m currently ignorant of the world news, i made the choice to become ignorant becuase my own head is making me sad enough, and i do not need the aid of 20 daily articles about mass killings of babies, oppressing minorities, or whatever bullshit the US is up to this week

as someone who knows fuck all about coffee i can confirm this is how i see coffee. The one thing i know is that i like milky carmel cappuccinos:3

but what about the 5 knives and 3 spoons i’ve used preparing the ingredients :(

isn’t it logical to think that though?

bread requires figuring out that ground up grain with water can be poured onto a rock heated up by fire and made into a tasty pancake thingy

a knife requires a sharp rock, a stick, and a bit of rope made out of tightly twisted plant fibers

i’m reasonably confident if i was thrown into a jungle i’d be able to DIY myself a basic knife within a day or two, perhaps even before getting mauled by wild animals. Bread though? Even with the foresight of knowing what i need i’d struggle. Rocks, sticks, and plants are pretty much everywhere. Where do i find wild grain??

Well i’m very happy for you and for them, but my 76 year old Polish grandmother - who got her first mobile phone at the age of 60ish, probably doesn’t even know what image quality is, definitely doesn’t know the difference between android and iOS, and has recently called me panicked to ask why all her photos were on Facebook, they weren’t, she was looking at her gallery preview through the Facebook app - is not going to be very enthusiastic about learning to use an app only her grandson uses.

so I’ll just stick to messenger

if someone is like, half of the described vampire i don’t mind. Honestly it feels strange to have our ancient way of finding things out (asking your friends if they know) be somehow seen as wrong nowadays. I want to learn from other human being, not disembodied pieces of information oftentimes tied to ads for driver updating software

call me a normie but I do like having contact with my family. And though I’d love to move somewhere where my privacy is respected - there’s no point in using a messaging app if you’re the only one there

and no I can’t convince my 76 year old grandma to move to signal, she barely wrapped her head around Facebook

Every work of artistic expression, from painting, through photography, all the way to fantasy improv, is a little window into who you are

the imaginary you is being put in various situations, mysteries, plots, and they have to figure out their way to victory! (and at the same time reveal exactly how you appraoch problem solving, how your logic works, and what assumptions you make)

it’s like the random shapes test but you don’t even realise you’re doing it

though it could get significantly harder to see through the layers of fantasy if you’re dealing with experienced roleplayers playing their 50th character

I find it that loss makes me feel the same way a sneaky pun does, once I realise it’s there I groan, but secretly, I love it

that’s why i fucking love loss, it keeps popping up in more and more ridiculous and subtle ways, it’s beautiful

yeah those exist. Anarchists oppose hierarchies, not meet ups

“Molly” is a common nickname of the drug Ecstasy (MDMA)

“time for molly” kind of implies you’re off to get high

humans could be some rare delicacy for McSpiecies, like octopi are to us

we have killed satire and threw a dance party on its corps. How is this whole situation not just a funny article by the Onion