Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!

DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!

Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!

Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?

(The uncensored files)

I remember putting the kids to bed as a baby sitter, then chilling on the lazy boy until suddenly a kid is butt naked running right out the front door into a thunderstorm. Nothing like chasing a crazy naked kid through the neighborhood in friggin socks.

We do not perform Mama Mia FOR you. We will perform it AT you.

Don’t forget to use the “eyebrows of command.”

“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.

“I’m a hot little potato right now.” -Cute Warf mayhaps

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.