I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

I am outraged at the lack of photo evidence of how Bucky drinks water

The two started updating before you could read the end of the comic strip

Seems to have been the right decision

Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

The top two

OP, let’s go bowling!

Right after he cleaned his shoes:

That’s why you get up at 830 or 9, go eat, come back and nap

He didn’t die, he just thought he was dead

Why didn’t he do that when i asked to wake up to a room full of new Lego sets

Jesus: “shh it’s fine, next question”

Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up

Should be “let’s go” then “no cap”

Yea, you can’t just read the news and go huh. anymore, because the news is no longer “this is what happened.” Now it’s “OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS YOU’RE GONNA HATE THAT this happened AND EVERYONE IS PISSED”

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan

Kids were out all day, with the only rule of being home when the street lights came on

does the Carlton dance