And then immediately die. Gotta brainwash them early that phone bad.

That’s…sad in a different way.

Those donuts have divots.

Where is the jam secreted?

I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.

Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

I don’t recall the full episode but a few things stood out.

• it would be cold as hel, so properly strapping a lifevest around some flotsam seems iffy
• isn’t saltwater more buoyant or is that old fishwife’s tale? Also idk if that test body of water is salty.

Corrupt officials can (theoretically) be ousted if the corruption comes to light. Spending more money to influence dopes to duly elect someone who will legislate against the dopes’ best interests is watertight.

And that’s job creation right there!

Thanks to Discord, I’m able to keep merchants that “connect overbearing authoritarian entities with the data they shouldn’t have, at a price point we all can agree on” at stable, sub-full time employment status.

Truly, pillar of the economy, er community.

Not meaningless but certainly undercuts the grandstanding.

It’s unpossible, is what it is.

Which “we” are you?

Sorry, my mind was adding an implicit idea that this was about ‘during combat’. Yeah, during RP you have more wiggle room.

Unless you’re willing to do a TPK, this feels like an ultimately hollow threat.

Competetive outland digger

This always makes me laugh

I’m beginning to think companies are doing this to get people to leave by themselves

Are we eventually gonna get more fusion because billionaires are demanding more energy for their stupid projects?

Sure, knock yourselves out.

I thought those were just the rules?

This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.

Yes, I know centrifuges don’t distill. No, I will not be making any modifications. And, if you asked in your heart, you were probably the chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.

I have to congratulate them on making an actual masterpiece of a comic. Extraordinary