This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?

Very timely. 7/5

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.

This is what Germany in 1929 was - without social media.