Dog shit voter turnout isn’t committing no mistakes, it’s the definition of a mistake.

Skill issue

That just means you were crafted to be a writer

Remind me again what Russia did with your country the instant it got the chance?

So many things make sense now that we know he’s a sex pervert.

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

If the general bulk of appreciable-quantity tech investors suddenly found out in granular detail what is actually being done with their money as opposed to what they were told, it would probably cause the biggest crash since the Great Depression.

FYVE HANDRED DOLLARYDEWS?!

Sorry, cute and stylish design could potentially harm our brand identity. Best we can do is homogenized lowest-common-denominator design.

For when internal components come unglued and start poking into the underside of the screen

I guarantee you at least 75% of the histrionics are coming from astroturfing competitors.

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

The same way Verizon phones used to work: less well.

Yeah, it separated the wheat from the chaff. Janeway did nothing wrong.

She should have picked Battlestar Galactica, given that it’s backdoor Mormon fan fiction.

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“Onscreen! It’s my sister Violet – the one with a runabout, parrises squares court, and room for a sehlat.”

Yeah I read as far as I needed to, as in, I read all of it because the part I quoted was at the end. And for doing so, I should be praised and thanked, because it wasn’t a good read.

as much as I liked Pike and his crew in season two, SNW leans too heavily and knowingly on the franchise’s campier canon for my taste (I know I’m in a minority with that opinion

There’s a reason for that

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