May 16th 2011… Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

I’m pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled “Lenny sucking a goat”…

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

The fabled MegaSD card

Humancenticycle

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

[Coment attempting to have an intelligent and witty take on the conflict dispite two typos from either lazyness or stupidity]

Bruh, those stairs are wasted

“Correct” is a strong word, it works for their show because you’re seeing it through the protagonist’s eyes who is absolutely loving the situation when compared to his dull office job. The colorful aesthetic there serves as part of the storytelling. However, choosing to just not make blood look like blood for everything only serves to undermine the violence shown. People talk about the dangers of becoming decensitized to violence through media, but imagine if media doesn’t even show to grousom results of said violence what that could do to people’s perception of it in real life.

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…

Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…

The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.