Ah yes, the fifth macronutrient, R O C K

The ships biscuit experience, eat it below deck so you can’t see the weevils your eating

You laugh you lose your intestinal lining

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

In the dark knight the police convoy encounters a roadblock (burning fire truck) and goes onto the lower road into an obvious ambush, rather than just… Go onto the incoming lane and around the truck

I bought cock brand rice noodles as a joke, devastated to find out they’re really good noodles