A famous italian chef branded the strawberry and champagne risotto, so maybe not

I used Bodhi Linux for a long time and I still remember how cool was the Enlightment fork they used: Moksha

2 hours later “… Which brings me to the importance of self-hosting, and that is…” and you go on for hours totally oblivious, the friend that usually gives you social cues is crying in the corner…

XD english isn’t my 1st language and the auto correct got me this time

“Do you guys know about Free and Open Source operative systems?”

I’d say some rather familiar smells

Loneliness is my pet. Low maintenance, no noise or weird smells in my house.
100% recommended

Whoever wrote the caption doesn’t understand shit about masculinity or frailty

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort

“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

Between two points in my ass

Twitter got bought literally less than 2 years ago, we all fucking witnessed it.
Who is this article for? 1 year olds?

Yeah, fuck the Oasis

This Et Al. guy is always somewhere

So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?

You sacrificed power for aerodynamics

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls

Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

I’m getting some real “Fallout 3 tutorial” vibes