it’s possible to make tonnes of mistakes, lose, and still claim you didn’t make any mistakes.

that’s not fodder for a pithy quote. that’s denial.

if this were to be true to form, batman would be dangling upside down from the ceiling.

and the next morning, after exchanging fluids intra-species, the two of them would embirth a whole new coronavirus.

oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

…1/1.56", 65mm…

i mean, just report the lens bore diameter in the same metric units as the focal length already.

In general, the report found that the AI summaries showed “a limited ability to analyze and summarize complex content requiring a deep understanding of context, subtle nuances, or implicit meaning.” Even worse, the Llama summaries often “generated text that was grammatically correct, but on occasion factually inaccurate,”

how is this being accepted? one would have to go through any output with a fine-toothed comb anyway to weed out ai hallucinations, as well as to preserve nuance and context.

it’s like the ai tells you that mona lisa has three eyes and a nose and her mouth is closed but her denim jacket is open. you’re going to report that in your story without ever looking at the painting?

maybe that’s just the ai’s internal monologue leaking through?

while the queen escapes punishment for emplooying child labour?

or, alternatively, their lifetime offer has truly been honoured.

you would do well to stay away from firefly.

obligatory QI clip about this.

solving global warming is really simple: kill off all human beings.

i wonder how long ai algorithms will take to figure that out.

this article is a load of bollocks;

i really love my smart idiot box!

but wait, this may sound bad,

we interrupt this limerick for an ad –

have you thought of switching to our socks?

one might say that this piece of news is the… canary… in the coal mine?

why would any of google’s customers pay to stuff its ads into such a broken feature?

it’s like embossing your logo within a toilet bowl – sure, a lot of people will get to see it but mostly only when it’s submerged in shit.

youtube bermudas.

or build in a return-to-factory-by-yourself feature into them.

i once suffered from a punctured lung

and later a fire-ant bit my tongue,

but neither gave me as much pain

or drove me as batshit insane

as did plying my custom to shitty samsung.

how would you feel about an article titled,

“This” word in article titles infuriates internet readers

Ylvis can help you.

especially since just reading the headline made me cry.