that’s the stupidest shit ive heard in 2 days

it isn’t necessarily for sale at the moment

three trillion dollars

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administration microsoft server with a computer mouse and full color screen. click the buttons with your arrow appointment

shit, dude. fuck

matrix is for chat rooms full of strangers. signal is for talking to your friends

independently hosted video content? i support it, but im not optimistic about it

not to be a Debbie Downer or anything but I bet it runs like shit

they bury it in dirty diapers and then they go over it with the crazy steamroller that has spikes on the wheel to make sure everything’s nice and flat

Mastodon has shitty clients, the servers are slow and the communication across them is buggy. some things are still just broken.

typically I’ll open the android client and stare for 15 seconds at a spinning “wait” symbol, and then I’ll close it and not look at it for the rest of the day.

maybe it’s the instance that I’m on? or maybe it’s something else.

no like giant bugs

ive been enjoying bluesky more than twitter. i just wish more bug accounts would migrate. i post on both platforms with a script that i wrote and my engagement/followers ratio is far higher

whole ass countries like pakistan and vietnam are fucked basically

that just sounds like a regular computer thing

I don’t understand what exactly about it gave you hope.

cracks? it doesn’t even exist. we figured this out a long time ago.

cool if true

yeah I’m hilarious for example

and search for what? balls?