It’s an unnecessary red circle jerk.

Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health.

Edit: I meant to comment this here but it works on this post just as well.

Not to mention the lack of light pollution. Those are actual stars and I’m surprised I recognize them.

Lately I’ve been feeling my bones rattle around in my body like dice. Just a skeleton in a bag.

“Mandatory”

Oddly enough, the Harry Potter franchise handled this well.

It would be a different kind of Disney movie.

It should be as realistic as possible. My Ariel is fish colored for the same reason fish are. Maybe greenish blue for water camouflage, or grayish for sea floor camouflage, or brightly patterned if she lives near coral reefs or is poisonous. I’d love a cuttlefish mermaid for the flashing colors but I guess that’s not technically a fish, not sure if it matters.

No dish is complete without refined corn products.

half-tube

Short cylinder or long half cylinder?

She’s been credited with getting a lot of young Americans to vote. She’s a pop star. How many things does she need to lead the way on? Why can’t that Chipotle CEO who was posted about here last week be the face of this problem? Supposedly he flies his jet every day.

Yes, but some of the states are more failed than others.

Trump’s ear doesn’t look like that at all. (I’m not making a shooting joke, I mean really that’s not his ear. )

Smash it like the office space computer and feel amazing.

My head knows this but somehow it still hits the feels

You reminded me about that one Green Day song that played on the radio every ten minutes throughout my entire childhood. Boulevard of Broken Dreams. To this day I cannot listen to any Green Day song.

I mean I’m not really turtle fan. They creep me out a little. But not as much as cops.

Damn echo chambers are real lol. I feel like all I’ve heard for the past five years is how she’s a walking, tweeting shitstorm.

In America that’s barely even news

Meme as performance art, love it