I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

Looking at the comments,

I guess you…

…miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

Don’t you worry: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPjFOjNt2Y8

But don’t worry those are one way mirrors

This post can’t be serious! It should be marked with 1/s

An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!

I’m sure Tesla can do it within the decade! /s

I was wondering, are people working on networks that train to create a modular model of the world, in order to understand it / predict events in the world?

I imagine that that is basically what our brains do.