I’m not gonna lie, the grammar of that first sentence is quite confusing to simpleton like me.

Amateur. The future is hugs as a service (HaaS)

Please tell me more, tomorrow, at 6pm precisely. ;-)

All in the game.

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Spoilers! :(

My understanding: light can best be described as an excitation of the electromagnetic field of spacetime. This excitation has a frequency, like an oscillation. Therefore light appears like a wave and we observe the Doppler effect. However, when interacting with other excitations, the “wave” collapses and behaves like a point like particle.

This applies not only to light, but to all known particles, e.g. the protons in your body. The only difference to photons are additional spacetime fields that are involved (like the Higgs field).

The weirdest part to me, is the collapse of the imaginary wave function and how it leads to ideas like “Many Worlds”.

Time to lick my asshole

I will hate you if you don’t help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

How do they still have both eyes!?

One question mark is fine, but waiting till three question marks appear!? You monster!

That’s the guy from that TNG episode!

“Check out my gun! By the way I use Arch.”

Did you try: sudo marry me?

unix, unix hilft da

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We got piped

Game’s changed. Now we fire people, try to rehire them for less money and if that doesn’t work we demand policy changes and less labour protection to counter the “labour shortage”.

Bruh