So we ARE living in the Matrix…

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

GoldenEye split screen.

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.

He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Three whole tabs!!

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Like a penguin?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

nope.

NOT a cat… Don’t ask me how I know.

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

Buying the car kit so I could connect my CD Walkman (with 15 second ESP) to the cigarette lighter and cassette deck in my first car.