…i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party…

…likewise, each character is different distillation of some aspect of my own personality; it’s kind of an integral part of the character creation process for me to figure out who they are and properly get into character…

…i, too, had to text-message my coworker…

…new sourcebooks coming next year, but fourth-edition maps kind of butchered the realms and third-edition maps compressed them into a fantasy theme park: i appreciate the proper scale of the fifth-edition map even if broader setting resources mostly entail tracking down older reference material…

…fifth edition does offer officially-sanctioned sourcebooks for the moonshaes, border kingdoms, thay, chult, and icewind dale in addition to the sword coast, though; you just have to delve into the DM’s guild for adept and adventurers’ league material…

…third-edition maps do alright in a pinch as long as you double the distances…

…psshhhhh - as if i’ll ever be able to afford kids to someday give me grandkids…

…i’ll die destitute and alone in a gutter somewhere and i’ve made my peace with that…

…looks like the retailer-exclusive cover for fizban’s treasury of dragons, too…

…it’s already a thing and readily available in southeast asia…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Semi

…since 2001…

*anytime you like

Toyota Previa

(we. thought. you. was. a. toad.)

…f*ck the OED; they don’t even speak proper american…

Flee, Mortals! - Goxomoc

…i’m sure someone has published a complete guidesheet between MCDM’s creature names and the D&D creatures they’re intended to replace, but that’s their tarrasque and it’s properly formidable…

…to be explicitly clear: i believe that we’re all sarcastically mocking WotC’s editorial choice to eliminate half-breeds from the core rules in order to combat real-world racism…

(i wouldn’t be surprised to see mixed races included as an advanced option in the new dungeon master’s guide, though)

…well, no: sixth-edition core rules no longer support half-races, something-something-against-racism?..

…i’m surprised to see DHL rank so highly in that list: what’s their domestic market focus, business-to-business freight logistics?..i seldom see DHL packages and when i do they’re almost exclusively of international origin…

…primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he’s going…

…republic dominican, cuba, carribbean, greenland, el salvador, too!..