…or shadow of the demon lord…

…don’t look at me; my bard’s half-monk…

…this is actually paizo’s second 5e conversion!..

…many folks don’t realise that their 5e kingmaker bestiary is actually a full conversion sourcebook for use with the published pathfinder adventure: unlike abomination vaults, you need both books to run it…

…i believe both conversions were outsourced, though, and after the OGL debacle paizo don’t seem likely to repeat the exercise…

…my wife came home from a chemistry demonstration with a cooler full of dry ice: we thought it would be fun to fill the master bathtub with hot water, dump it all in at once, and watch what happened…

…besides the obvious violent commotion, our entire house filled with a waist-high impetrable fog, enough that we panicked and quickly evacuated the cats lest they be overwhelmed by carbon dioxide…

…that’s exactly where my imagination went first, and then onward to the league of extraordinary gentlemen, and then i started brainstorming elements for my eberron campaign…

…i think that’s why it says elderly french pirate: he was formidable in his youth, but that was four decades ago…

^{(revolvers may rule the day but a well-timed flintlock will still f*ck you up)}

…it’s that sauder fiberboard bookcase + potted plant…

…man, that’s a deeeeeep cut for a time when electronic arts developed good games…

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…look, they could either drop a redundant L or add another hyphen: i fully support their choice, although in my opinion a better solution would be to reformat 3M PF-5030 and avoid hyphenating either entry…

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…from other fuzzy-liner crocs i’ve seen, no: it’s integral and just gets skanky…

…if you’re wearing socks you don’t need a fuzzy liner (and may as well wear full shoes)…

…crocs need ventilation holes or your bare feet will sweat and the shoes will get nasty…

"A thin green ray springs from your pointing finger to a target that you can see within range. "

…i think the ring should be green…

…we were ambushed by a vorpal bunny a couple of years ago; managed to grapple the vicious beast and drop it down an open well…

DP1R gloomstalker/battlemaster

…in its prime, olive garden was very similar to red lobster: upscale suburban is perhaps a good description…

…these days they’re both well past their prime and i’m not sure a similar national chain comes to mind; it seems like only regional chains are playing in that space…

…it’s mind-boggling from today’s perspective just how good the olive garden was in the eighties: we reserved a table for my graduation and it was a properly respectable dinner…

…i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party…