I don’t think this holds water.

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

It goes well with soft cheeses like goat cheese or cream cheese.

Hypotenuse.

Nobody mentioned shifting the cost to tax payers.

This does have that obvious propaganda look to it.

I saw a girl around twelve a few years ago wearing a Friends t-shirt; younger than the time since the shows ended. I didn’t really watch the show but I was surprised to see someone so young wearing it. I asked about it and she said she just liked the shirt. I said “oh, okay” and moved along.