Step 1. Cast foresight
Step 2. Go to Vegas
Step 3. Profit

Also regardless of genre, TV theme songs with lyrics eventually start to feel dated, whereas orchestral themes are always timeless.

It’s been ages since I saw SG, but weren’t the “aliens” they met mostly other humans that were forcibly relocated to other planets? So then the prime directive shouldn’t really count because they’re all us

Well that, and a hot drink. Tea, earl grey perhaps?

• They’re not angry, just disappointed in you when you fail a quest

Yeah yeah, we’ve all heard that bullshit from employers before. “Sorry you got passed over for a raise and a promotion this year, but you’re just too valuable at your current position”

Sure you can do create water in his mouth. Next turn as his free action he swallows, then he attacks you, hits, and you take 2d6 dmg.

Ah that’s a good point. I was thinking it’d be the other way around and they’d sit down because it’s too much effort to stand

so few people would use the platforms that the platforms would cease to exist

I’m genuinely failing to see the downside here of facebook, twitter, and the like ceasing to exist.

If the system is so fucked that it’d “take a generation to work out”, maybe the system isn’t worth saving in the first place. We’re talking social media websites here, not something like hospitals or schools that are required for a functioning society.

The only winning move is not to play. Don’t use platforms that do this.

Nature is rather fond of its laws and so decides to perturb you right back.

“Your character has started to understand and unlock the secrets of undeath. Do this again and you may need to find a phylactery quick, because each time moves you one step closer to becoming a lich”

Not even an “oh fudge”?

Helping people IS fun!

Bullshit! THIS says otherwise

Use Firefox bro, it’s better

My baby failed the gender test and has to wait until next month for the retest before they can be born

the film companies filed a motion to compel Reddit to respond to a subpoena demanding “basic account information including IP address registration and logs from 1/1/2016 to present, name, email address and other account registration information”

who the fuck fills that in on account registration anyways? do they even have a field for your name?

yeah, I’m gonna need to see pics of that please

I just rubbed one out to a picture of Earth from space. You’re welcome everyone