blasphemy

You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that

Remembered realms, eh? I’m not sure if I’ve heard of em.

I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

as far as I know they were nerfed for the 5th edition. It’s still a huge sack of health but AFAIK you can stay out of range by just flying over its head. Lore-wise, it’s a walking natural disaster that destroys anything that enters its maw, even magical artifacts.

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

Needs Defensive Duelist so when an attack beats their AC they can just say “Nuh uh I blocked it”

“Great I’ll put it in the bag of holding. How much is it worth? I rolled a 20, you have to tell me”

In the unlikely event that I don’t win, there’s no point in being mad at my opponent. It was simply a skill difference. (I don’t play games with shitty balance)

Current health, probably, since it’s a play on one of Zeno’s Paradoxes

I say “gg” because it was fun. I had a good time.

“don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” words to live by.

interesting, but unless I get some grand awakening I’m probably not gonna be doing that

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/12/ultrakill-has-buttplug-support-now-if-thats-of-any-interest-to-you/

Wait competitive games too??

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

Ad Hominem? I should’ve guessed someone like YOU would stoop so low.

How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

“Well pard, I reckon I can make that happen”