Brilliant. Well done.

I believe ‘types of sauerkraut’ was one of the categories.

I have it on good authority Weird Al hates sauerkraut.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I lol’ed at that pic as well…

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

Could it though?

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.

That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.

PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.

You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.

Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.

“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.

Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”

Hate to break it to you, you’ve been drinking water made from something’s shit for as long as you’ve been alive.

Ahhh they are inextricably linked to a previous partner and you’re expected to become a parental figure if the relationship goes anywhere serious.

Some people (like me) really don’t want an instant family.

I take my hat off to those who don’t have kids but date parents; they are better people than I.

We formed a crowd, then BAM, they striked.

We should have seen this coming!!!

The good ol Carolina Mop and Slop.

That’s not a euphemism.

lol at thinking Americans are mostly centrists…

Is there some kind of wordplay that I’m missing in the third panel?

Or is it just because the bear says ‘beach’?

You merely adopted the $4.99 rotisserie chicken.

I was born into it, moulded by it.

Why you didn’t see the $1.49 hotdog meal combo until you were a man.

This is a work of art.

You can get that right now.

Memes didn’t start because of the internet. They’ve been around for a long time.