I’m going to assume they don’t include the gunpowder

To quote the mighty GabeN: “Piracy is a service issue, not a price issue”

I don’t know if I’m missing something obvious, why would that be beneficial?

Like… I’ve never been like “aww man I wish my phone was brighter”

Yes, it saves you money, but does nothing to address the toxic e-waste created by modern tech companies.

Oh that’s unbearable

If you install docker desktop, it uses WSL by default. Might be easier than configuring everything manually.