I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

I beg thy pardon.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

The weird part is in the mirror.

Balls?

Looks like he’s about to snap that man’s left hand off in the last panel.

Or hey, just use the old jincter.

Beautiful day!

Yeah, you’ve kinda just gotta suspend your disbelief. I’m going back and watching House for the first time since it ended, and it is RIDICULOUS how much these characters don’t swear at each other.

Oh, I thought they were using the candles to emulate sunlight and were going to grow a plant upside-down…