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It’s a start. At least ordinary people are leaving Twitter for another site in some capacity.

Sure, but this time I thought these things might matter because the article gives a deadline - the end of the universe.

Please just force me to upgrade to Windows 11 already. I’d love to, but my hardware doesn’t satisfy some arbitrary requirements they set for Windows 11.

I feel like there has to be more to this problem than pure probability. We ought to consider practical nuances like the tendency to randomly mash keys that are closer together rather than assume a uniform distribution.

What should I do, chat?

We could, but instead we’re going to monetize it and achieve unprecedented levels of brain rot.

We were going to keep calling it Twitter no matter what, but it feels even better knowing how much he loves deadnaming.

Why is this so familiar? Didn’t he already try and fall to prop up another Republican ghoul the same way? I wonder what the last engineer not fired at Twitter is doing. They still haven’t fixed Twitter’s livestreaming.

We used to download plain HTML and CSS over dialup. Now we won’t even read something that doesn’t come with up to a megabyte of colorful background.

Twitter just has too much momentum. It’s unshakable from its cultural position as it is now. It will take more than the alt-right openly congregating in their own circles to scare ordinary people away.

If you still have a Twitter account, now it’s a good time to flood Twitter with Sonic porn and random snippets of erotic fan fiction.

That makes sense. I don’t have a fitness watch but I guess I could apply this to other areas of my life. Maybe there’s a useful and more general theory to be found.

Alright then. The 3rd party app drama already pushed me here. I really won’t go back for anything if I’m not allowed to search for Reddit anymore.

I don’t understand why it’s so mainstream to equate Palestine with Hamas. It’s as if there is an actual conspiracy going on to to support this genocide. Is it because it’s so easy to say you’re antiemetic if you oppose “the Jews”?

I remember. That shine is one of the worst, along with pachinko and the lilypad. Actually, a lot of shines are unfun in hindsight.

Is he trying to put on a good appearance for the advertisers? I thought it was strange that he didn’t have a transphobic streak of Twitter interactions this June. Very out of character.

This is an unpleasant dilemma. What is the other option? Stick to their principles and let Russia ban Firefox? It’s not ideal but people in Russia can still install add-ons from file.

Okay Google search the web for beans in my jeans no poop for 3 days

Always trust user input. Surely the AI will figure it out.

Isn’t the model fundamentally flawed if it can’t appropriately present arbitrary results? It is operating at a scale where human workers cannot catch every concerning result before users see them.

The ethical thing to do would be to discontinue this failed experiment. The way it presents results is demonstrably unsafe. It will continue to present satire and shitposts as suggested actions.