Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Sounds fair

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Totally a red flag for me

Everyone says this house is haunted but I live here for 300 years and never saw a ghost

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

Wearing your enemies skull on your own head…

I’m a simple person. I see a linguistic meme, I upvote

I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …

Tzpical tzpo when used to German and English kezboard lazout

Sadly, there is more than one terf island

Get well soon!

Me, in an empty bus, standing with people who could just sit in the bus with me so the street would be empty

Deep

That’s the American Dream and it’s called dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

Those fucking parents

I kinda see your point but still oppose such restrictive policies. It’s not worth it. If you sacrifice freedom to gain security, you will lose both in the long run.

That’s almost a year!

No fun allowed than. Thanks Obama