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You sleeping on a park bench?
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
I’d go with the shampoo bottles
Wait what u mean again???
I wish i die before that
-fish
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
Well looks like u got the best option
You mean something like this?
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Steam be steaming them in a steamer4·4 days agoMan thats sad :(
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis3·4 days agoYou better not bite the patient when i leave
-Lisa probably
From now on you’re french
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that
Too late, can’t move my legs anymore😔
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee