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5·1 month agoIt’s the year of the desktop inside Linux
The cursor is still after “screen.png” and not on the next line.
The only explanation I have is that starting xscreenshot and executing xscreenshot is faster than the UI is refreshed.
How did you take screenshot before pressing return?
What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?
But why are the boys not colored with a picture of their surroundings?
Because it’s a visitor center and not a crater center, duh.
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell) % "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface? Unmatched ". % rm congressional-ethics rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. %make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % \(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create Or, in a System V (att) universe: $ cat "can of food" cat: cannot open can of food
Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?
Episode “The Sentence” from The Outer Limits (1996)
I love Emacs. Thanks for teaching me someyhing today
Does the christian edition have daemons though
Linux: Of course you can use these syscalls designed in the 70s. Windows: Compatibility with what? No, you must use these newly-designed functions that exist only on windows. It’s for your own protection.
Tell me again how proprietary software gives a shit about compatibility.
3399 weeks remaining until what?
What we need instead of copyright law is anti-plagiarism law. Make it a crime to claim you created something you didn’t. With current copyright laws plagiarism is legal and politicians copy whole PDF theses and don’t get punished at all.
Herman