Mayor Poopington

Scruffy’s gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.

ugh don’t get my hopes up

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

He’s also the guy that said having sex with women is gay. Real charmer, that one

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job

im the same except when i go loud i get hard

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Tbf, we get tons of practice. Ever seen a toddler feed themselves? Food goes everywhere but their mouth.

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Wireless Access Pigeon?

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

They’ve been hitting Beirut and southern Lebanon the past few weeks.

Damn. I had no idea Israel was indiscriminately bombing Canadian cities.

Understandable. Honestly I would confuse them too.

I’m going to assume that by “IA” you mean Intellectual Alligator

Hands are still weird

Absolutely. The higher quality really brings out the parts of yodeling that are truly painful.