People who go faster than you are reckless.

People who go slower than you are dumb.

And people who go the same speed as you are weirdos.

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about this to disprove it.

If you just pour some green sprinkles on it then it’s essential the same thing as peas as green sprinkles are the same color as peas.

A holes a hole 😔

There are no fish in the comic strip

Alright guys. How do you all feel about a dessert lasagna?

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I admit I had to pause and think about it for a minute.

Reverse scurvy

No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

Go eat some flowers!

I thought she was robbing people but that works too

You should try apple cider vinegar instead of white vinegar. I think you might enjoy that.

More like bears and whines

My husband’s side of the family enjoys putting salt on lemon and eating it raw.

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I couldn’t find a version without the text. I used AI to remove the text since I’m out. Seems like it did a good job?

Edit: actually looking at the image now, I’m 99% sure the image itself is AI generated lmao

Hawk tuah

I’d let you guys poop with me