Fuck that, that’s too difficult. I will continue to self-destruct, thank You very much.

I also have one of those. This is the only watch running correctly in my house.

Bold of You to assume it was ever running correctly.

She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.

Hopefully these aren’t the keys to the house.

Didn’t knew a “key bump” was a thing.

Absolutely not. It’s a great way to learn. I am living in Denmark currently and everybody here knows English, young and old, because they have movies with subtitles on their TV.

This actually doesn’t help with understanding English. You will pick up a few words, but You can’t listen to two people talk at the same time. You can only pick up how they act, but not what they say. I learned English watching cartoons without any translation when I was 7.

I’m Polish, so I’ve been seeing them all my life. And I have to disagree, I’ve never had a problem with hearing the actors.

Not what I meant. Those are synonyms. I mean specifically “two” in English. Dwa, dwie, dwóch, dwoje, dwójka, dwóm, dwojgu… they all translate to two.

Like the couple dozen ways why can say “two”.

That’s actually not that bad. Definitely better than dubbing. The voiceover lets You understand everything said, but You can focus on the picture unlike with subtitles. And the monotone voice over the dialogue lets You hear the emotions of the actors.

20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

I don’t care about bombs. I’m just thinking about not seeing my friends for 3 months, and that scares me more.

Trickle down economics.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

I’m pretty sure, that’s more than Nicola Cage does for his roles.

By Bale’s standard, that’s actually not much preparation.

I miss day shifts. But the plan is to work abroad a couple of months to pay off my house, then return home, get a normal job and live debt free.