Enjoy your deathtrap Americans

So you’re saying that so long as I don’t have kids I can live as recklessly as I like and claim the damage on warranty?

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

You must be very flexible

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

If one of those types of football was by far the most popular sport in the world we might just call it “football” without any qualifier.

Xylem is a major component of almost all the plants you see. I’m not sure how much more real-world representation you can get…

Xenon? Xylem? Xenobiology? Xanthoma? Xylocarp? Xiphoid? Xerosis? Xyster? The scrabble favorites xi and xu?

There’s loads of cool words that begin with x

!antinatalism@lemmy.world

Geeze, spoiler alert dude.

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

They don’t have necks but the lines of the woman’s hair kind of makes it look like she has one in the first two frames I think.

This should be what finally starts the push to guillotine the upper management of Disney but I guess we’ve got to take whatever we can get.

No, more cheese!

Link to the comic in question

Really, what positive impact or contribution have they ever made?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries

To be clear, the oxygen source they found is tiny relatively speaking it’s just a surprise it’s there at all (and even then the measured oxygen level levelled out after 48hrs so it may not even be a continuous source of oxygen under normal circumstances, they theorised that it may have been caused by them stiring up the seabed when they dropped the chambers down)