Go start your own thread then if it’s important to you. That’s the whole point, don’t hijack the conversation. Sucks when it happens to you, don’t do it to other people as revenge.

What a nice young fellow that was!

Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

Taking away information so I can’t choose how best to use my time… yeah fuck that enshittification.

Assassin shows up like. Bro whatthefuck is this?

For real I re-read it a few times and just got this shit eating grin on my face

What is radio but different a wavelength wireless network?

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can’t replace fossil fuels…

Part of a stress breakdown I had was caused by that mindset allowing myself to be stretched too thin at work.

New Grant? Boss we can’t handle that in addition to everything we already do!

A few months later - What do you mean we got the grant, boss?

Me, realizing it is a done deal and part of my new responsibilities - “iT Is wHaT iT Is”

Fucking lol.

Ahhh I’m too old for this. I vaguely remember it being a fake calculator app and instead some sort of messenger?

Peak strategy based on unfair circumstances, that’s funny

Word.

Man, we only got coop Descent going with my family. Would have been nuts playing with more people.

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

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We can assume that a larger snail moves faster simply by nature of being bigger. If we assume the snail’s movement speed scales linearly with its size we can estimate its speed.

In the image he is twice as tall as the buildings which appear to be about 4 stories tall. 14 feet per story, times 8 = 112 feet. A snail is about 1.5 inches tall.

112 feet is 1344 inches. Divided by snail height, this snail appears to be about 900 times larger than normal.

Humans sprint at about 14 mph. A normal snail moves at 0.03 mph. Multiply that by 900 and our giant snail clocks in at 27 mph! Better find a car if you don’t want to drown in snail mucus.

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