Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you’re like a sad, wet dog.

God this game sucks, I can’t even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

For me it was just hot as balls.

Nah this summer dragged on forever.

But you were soooo unsure what they were talking about, now it did happen but it wasn’t a big deal.

Next: it was a big deal but those poor bystanders deserved it.

We know you know about rainfurrest. We know you know.

Fuck Grandpa Joe.

magic works

Humans have yet to prove it.

What in the WW2 ration fuck?

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.

Some goblin that looks like mark Davis standing above it all:

“Look at all these unrealized profit opportunities!”

“have you heard of…”

Shh … Shh … I live in America.

Yes I’ve fucking heard of him.

YouTube without ads is YouTube that’s actually functional. They don’t deserve money for the default experience.

And ad block is basic security. No I’m not turning it off

Not a DND expert but generally the trope with Fey is that their magic uses people’s names so If a fey knows your name they can do whatever they want to you.