Um, the research, engineering, and design departments at other companies create those things, just like the research, engineering, and design departments at Space X create spaceships. CEOs don’t create shit.

Do… Do you really think Elon knows how a rocket works?

OMG, take the L and STFU already.

NOT get bit? Why didn’t they think of that!?

What are you on about? Try making sense next time.

Blomer.

Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

if they’re weak enough to allow themselves to become addicted to a device

That’s not how addiction works.

i don’t know when it started to become clear that google was going evil

It was around the time they removed “Don’t be evil” from their official philosophy.

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Where is the HP sauce?

Chef Boyardee sells mac and cheese in a can in the US!

Well, good for you. The town I live in has a Sonic, a McDonald’s, a Mazzio’s pizza, two local Tex Mex restaurants, and… a Subway.

While I like Church’s Chicken better than KFC I definitely wouldn’t call them more upscale. In fact I’ve never seen a Church’s that wasn’t in the hood.

Oh, that’s cool!

Why does a Blu-ray player need to connect to the Internet?

What a randomly racist comment.

It’s a fucking meme, of course it doesn’t have a source. No one in their right mind would trust this as fact anyway.

Who Is Doing That?

You can’t imagine that half of the world’s population lives on less than $360? You sweet, summer child…