“It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.”

Yeah none of mine ever did this except MAYBE once or twice after toddlerhood, specifically to annoy me because they knew it was a thing

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The one thing these messengers had over texts was presence notifications. I remember jumping through hoops to get aim working on my Motorola v188 so that I could be notified every time my crush came online and I could send her a “hey what’s going on”… only for it to be ignored.

I googled it so you don’t have to. Someone put a rainbow dash figurine in a jar, came in it, and then left it on the radiator for a few months.

That’s a circuit city, not a fry’s

Yeah vans didn’t last very long

I have fail2ban running on the server itself, also it was a lot more than “a few scripts”

The volume on 22 will be a lot higher than a non default port. With 22 open my router was basically getting DDOS’d at times

Just google dihydrogen monoxide

Don’t forget the OG stow and go seats

Twas my first vehicle. Friend’s mom sold it to me with 300K miles on it for $1. It had a coolant leak that I couldn’t figure out and one day I forgot to top up the coolant and fried the engine. Later in life I realized it had been a heater core leak that could have easily been fixed if I’d known at the time. The ol’ girl probably could have made it 400K IF ID JUST KNOWN.

(Obviously not the one pictured, mine was white and I think it was a 92)

This is the way

Is that because you only ever buy Stanley Fatmax tapes?

Thanks to head trackers and VR, this finally makes sense

Heart palpitations

CANS. CANS. There was no baby it was full of cans!

That’s not the only site talking about him, but it was convenient to find and touched on everything.

https://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_Oatmeal