Dwemthy (he/him)

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Being chained up by ones arms like that is supposed to be excruciatingly painful. The sarcasm probably doesn’t hurt more

But it clearly says lunar eclipse

It’s a lunar eclipse, the Earth is eclipsing the moon, preventing it from reflecting the light of the sun

To reach the top shelf

Your group of five was falling for 30 minutes because they couldn’t get through initiative

My group of five was falling for 30 minutes because they kept trying to rush up a greased ladder

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This is why I like to gather passive scores at the start of a session. Then regularly glance meaningfully at them and then at the player with the lowest score

But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?

Our favorite restaurant* growing up had a little corner with like 3 tables as the non smoking section. We’d go there because my kindergarten teacher and her husband owned it.

*Bar that served food

Player character deaths in my games so far:

1. Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
2. Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
3. Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle

Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on

My players love Pathfinder, but after running a 1-20 campaign for years I needed a break from it. So far this year we’ve played Apocalypse Frame, Delta Green, and Troika. It’s been a blast trying out different systems and settings, had a few surprises about how much we liked or didn’t like different mechanics.

It’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie

Right? Fucking billionaires

I like to do this for my veteran players too, after filling the room with explosive gas of course

What’s wrong with the Legally Allowed Amounts of Silica Crunchwrap Supreme?

I share these with friends who might not get it. It’s like a UDP joke

This will only encourage me to start asking people what’s in their pants more

Water is wet when touching water

Or Earl