It follows that somewhere out there, someone is numbering them.

tale as old as time

That’s not a bad idea.

My uncle told me he sailed through the Bermuda Triangle all the time. I thought he was full of crap.

They should have just made more trash robots.

Sorry, but slang isn’t universal.

If you’re old enough, she’s correct.

You just solved history.

That depends, is he a black Democrat?

Here’s my trick. I tell myself that lying here not-sleeping is second best to sleeping. That calms me down.

Do you mean, “would they do something incredibly stupid because Donny insisted?” Yes, yes they would.

wait, why am I back in 2010?

They don’t think you have disposable income. They don’t care about you if you don’t.

“We would be Saudi Arabia if we could.”

“Social Security’s great for the old folks, but there’s no way it’ll be around when we’re old”

Votes for the guy trying to destroy social security.

Years ago, Dave Letterman had sensible putty.

but this is just purely metaphysical.

But there really is an interference pattern. Whatever is happening is physical, not metaphysical, and is happening “through” or “because of” both slits at the same time.

Unless you’re trying to argue that the statistical behavior of electrons is somehow decoupled from the behavior or each individual electron, which would seem to me to be a very odd metaphysical position.

You’re wrong, it’s definitely going through both slits at the same time, but it’s not an electron at that time.

You Jelly, spontaneous positron emission?

They also pioneered the perpendicular bit on spinning hard drives