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Only doctor? The neighbour’s son is archdoctor! The family is dishonoured.

You can understand them being eager to come back in the enshittification race, it’s their thing. When you’ve been the enshittification whiz kid, but somehow dropped down behind the competition, you might just want to come back and reclaim your #1 mug at some point.

I say, nice move, fuckers.

Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!

The tiny human is part of meal offer I think. I believe it’s a common offering, you’re usually invited to share wings, pizza, a tiny human and ice cream.

ETA: I’m reliably informed it’s usually Coca-Cola, not a tiny human. I stand corrected.

You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things

Italian coproduction if I remember correctly, it’s a weird B-movie and I wonder how they managed to keep using the intellectual property for it.

Wise words from a wise person

The good thing about not using the /s, is that I can always tell myself that I’m downvoted because other people are morons, rather than thinking that I am a moron myself (which I am anyway).

(But for the record, I despise immensely people who think that some subsets of mankind are naturally less clever than others. And I understand that the meme was memed in good faith and its sexism doesn’t necessarily reflect the opinion of OP)

You see, a woman would have never thought of that simple solution, because her diminutive brain functions are only used for household tasks and cannot adapt to complex problem solving. This is why they shouldn’t drive or vote.

Hello. Why are you French? Thank you!

Sorry it was meant to be “Antikings are lobsters”

Thanks for the explanation! #notmyking #antikingsarelosers

Yeah a German king during the 12th century, sure, one of the many German kings of that time, like, uh, Hans, or, say, Helmut, yeah why not. Don’t tell me it was Conrad III, that little piece of shit was not the real king of the Germans.

Not bad, but try this

Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don’t care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it’s equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don’t mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that’s how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

Kind reminder: you didn’t fill the KPI matrix for the last 15 minutes. Please do it asap :)

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?

You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird

Don’t mind if I do 🥰