i have her as an iframe

in my case its just tupperware

trying to get any gf

i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong

me: hmm ima try batcj

C:\>woman.hlp
Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?

uh basic?

LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN
ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE

js??

>getHelp.woman()
SyntaxError: Invalid arguments

[some other language]???

%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen()
Error

COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory

me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

pov: you forgot your reading glasses:

AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES THIS IS WHY I USE PNG

holding some pizza

le omnomnomnomage

1 hour later…

le omnomnomnomage continuez

nah its obviously the usa

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(jk)