Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?
Farrah Fawcett as Faucet: An automatic faucet
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🎶In the not too distant future…🎶
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .
“Could someone define ‘filicide’ for Goku? I’d ask Gohan, buuuuut…”
“…I’m actually not sure what it means. Isn’t that when you kill a pony?”
The prompt said sad, not horror
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Ducks have entered the chat
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So you’re punching and you’re kicking and you’re shouting at me
I’m relying on your common decency
So far it hasn’t surfaced but I’m sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist
(Gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now)
Great quote, but missing a rather crucial bit at the end:
“And are you?” “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.” “Pity”, said Arthur. “It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.
I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.
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