The last one got me. A friend of mine from the US asked if my partner could drive a manual. I was confused at first, “can’t everyone?”

Warranties are now 3 years in the EU.

Edit: nope, just some countries.

Never play Jewmani, you can get sucked into the game and it’s like WWII or smth

Bah, my fault for believing what I read on the internet. There was no strike.

Who would do that? Go in the internet and tell lies?

What’s the opposite of a shitpost? ‘Cause this is it.

Personally none in the Olympics, but I have the same amount of Tour de France’s as Lance Armstrong (and one more ball)

Yup, I’ve noticed there are a bunch of similar looking black dogs like ours. I guess it’s the final form of the mutt 😍

Adopted from the pound, they threw that stuff in for free. (I threw money at them anyway)

dog tax included