So what’s the agreed-upon purpose of up- and down votes on Lemmy? Because I feel like the news of this clusterfuck of a bad business decision is technews-worthy and doesn’t deserve the downvotes.

You are not pregnant, but your child is carrying your grandchild who is also not pregnant 👍

A ghost is haunting Europe - it’s a 50yo horny housewife and lives near you!

Lung cancer is color blind! ❤️

This has become one of the major incentives of the scheme for staff; transferring to GendBuntu from a proprietary system means the staff member receives a new computer with a widescreen monitor.

Smart! What I wouldn’t do for new equipment…

Correct

What?

And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

We’re all works of art and deserve some rest? Aren’t you just the sweetest

You’ll need a load-bearing bottom…

Beep boop

Can’t wait for Google to AI-summarize AI-generated social media posts for artificial Google users created to hike ad prices. It’s gonna be wild

Which is such a shortsighted move because as soon as all the news portals close shop Google’s scraper will have nothing relevant to summarize and is gonna be shit.

“Putting diapers on now, DTF?”