WSL was my gateway drug to Linux. It’s neat. Until it isn’t.

Geostationary orbit is waaaaay high.

DU

Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

Clown Stripe*

In a spray can somewhere

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a “fun” way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

“Look at that tiny truck, it’s bursting with boxes!”

Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)