I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.

Shocked this thread is an hour old with no mention of Linux. Whoopsie.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

That’s it, I’m gettin’ me mallet.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

Now this is shitposting.

Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.

In hindsight, there may have been signs…

Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

I guess if this is more applicable to me after I change “super rough day at work” to “normal, soul draining day at work”, I should probably also change “quitting my job” to “career change”.

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

Perks of being a monopoly. Every time someone gets upset with them, their response is just dripping with a “you’ll be back” mentality. Same as u/spez during the reddit third party app stuff.

Today I learned at least one roman god isn’t dense enough to sink in water.

Jokes on them, I’ll catch em in the act when I jump out a window.

In hindsight, all the weird half lizard people you kill in dark souls were obviously an allegory to our current political landscape. Bravo, Miyazaki!

I just remember not being interested in it at the time because they said you play as a big daddy, and the part in Bioshock 1 where you escort a little sister is arguably the worst part of the game.

Me too. I guess playing Bioshock 2 for the first time is an option that’s still open to me…