Long-term alcohol abuse. Red face.

Boomer jokes suck

Yodänger’s Supermarket:

open, we are?

open, are we?

open? we are!

open? are we!

Also Lionel Hutz.

This feels like it’s part of a Hideo Kojima game.

“Blood grenades? Hah! Have you tried spuds?!”

Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.

Why didn’t he brag about ripping up the script and rewriting it randomly on-set like the supposed Harley Quinn writing expert Lady Gaga who definitely isn’t completely full of herself and destroyed what that movie could have been?

Also Joaquin Phoenix helped ruin it amd enabled her idiocy.

Watch it buddy. I don’t fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it’s straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

As you fail to capitalize two I’s and neglected a period at the end of your statement.

Who cares about votes?

Or don’t.

If you’ve ever worked retail and/or graveyard … just no.

All they’ll do is employ people to work horrible night shifts questioning their lives for peanuts in pay.

And the people who come in at 2am…

Ugh

October doesn’t deserve your capitalization?

Pathetic.

I’d rather check myself out than deal with other idiots. It’s a win for my sanity.

The SMX “World Championship” just finished. It only takes place in the US.

People like sex. Most people. Your parents likely had sex to make you.

Why do people make this weird. If anything, if your parents are having great sex, you likely have a stable happy household. People should be happy for their parents if this were the case. Good for them.

Inflammation pain that doctors won’t fucking help with. Buy in bulk and then you won’t run out for a year or so.

Implying it’s different for the gentlemen.

Um, excuse me, there’s this giant stick poking out of your rear. Perhaps a dislodging may help.

But… they don’t. Their games are old the minute they’re released. Sure they have enough bare minimum charm to wow the masses, but when you truly take a skeptical and honest eye to them compared to many other games, you realize how lazy they are with the copy/paste approach most of the time, inability to add basic common niceties of modern gaming, and generally lacking worlds that feel unfinished.

If it weren’t for the IP name recognition, most of their games would be panned as meh.

Decided to finally go watch gameplay of this game.

It’s definitely a fan ripoff mashing up Breath of the Wild with the newer open world pokemon games.

I’m not saying nobody else is allowed to make these kinds of games. But this absolutely is just trying to rip those off. Looks as unimaginative, boring, and empty as all of Nintendo’s adventure games.

They’ve stolen Nintendos IP of providing half-assed garbage and watching people eat it up.

It’s clunky and the novelty wears off quickly

Referring to all Nintendo games.