Imma put my foot up yer turd pocket

sniff… the good ol’ Lemmy switcheroo

You need more bicephalous

Phil Collins at prime sexual potency

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Followed by a “menacing commentary on the weather”

“I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut”

Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline… Nobody “just does stuff” anymore. All of life’s banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?

That’s why all human creative works done online need to be bean related. To fuck up the data stream and make it unintelligible for AIs and marketing algorithms.

Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

Microsoft running psyops to keep the Linux community as toxic as possible

You aren’t trying to suggest that experienced Linux users are a bunch of arrogant fart-sniffing a-holes who expressly enjoy gate-keeping inexperienced users by being as condescending and unhelpful as possible?

I fully expect the MAGA mentality is fully transferable to any other far-left ideological group with a purity doctrine that is exclusive and abusive to outsiders.

This mentality is actually ideologically agnostic and will ride any wave it can to feed the emotional needs of the adherent.

Save animals and switch to orphan-meat

I’d say a solid 9

Well said. It’s impossible to be a free speech absolutist without condoning some pretty heinous forms of human expression. But you’re right that the proper ethical yardstick is whether any meaningful human expression causes demonstrable harm.

Non-sexual nudity is definitely not harmful.

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Participation in any community demands some level of censorship or else there would literally be CP on youtube. The problem is that the decision making behind the administration of censorship should be better democratized instead of being decided by advertiser’s attempting to divine the median consumer’s level of tolerance.