Except there were rumors for a long time that Michael Jackson sexually abused Macaulay Culkin at the Neverland Ranch. Granted, Macaulay has repeatedly denied those rumors, but still. If it were anybody else in the pose of Michael Jackson, the joke wouldn’t work as well.

Tell me you don’t know how vaginas work without telling me that you don’t know how vaginas work.

I don’t know, bigots?

Damn. Dude creates an account, and doesn’t post or comment with it for 2 months. Then, he breaks that streak by posting possibly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. What a fuckin’ legend.

Another +1 for Arris. It’s been a rock-solid workhorse. I’m a big fan of them.