Heh

Colon-ize

Goodbye

I personally like “Men v2.0”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

Memes and genes!

Hubris

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

Cute! XD

That’s based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can’t be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

I was gonna say, that’s a pretty big nerf

Tag yourself I’m slumber

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/style/rawdog-flights-term.html

He got them Hezbollah earbuds

Hooray!

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I’d be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

He’s so darn proud of his cowboy son 😭