Or at least one for each electoral vote.

No, like, what kind of sauce?

The hard thing is to actually get past their lizard brain and contact their logical brain.

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

Reminds me of the reddit mascot…

This generational. I’ve seen a number of names I thought of as grandma names come back into fashion. People who are young enough not to have experienced grandmas with those names pick them. Gertrude is a grandma name to me, BTW, not a great-grandma name. I actually had a grandma named Gertrude. Welcome to old. (Edit: my brain glitched from Mildred to Gertrude there. Looking forward to Alzheimers.)

One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

So then if you get caught and these are taken away from you, I assume you can declare it as a loss and get an equivalent deduction the next year? I wonder if anyone’s ever used this to their advantage to game their tax rates?

I hear they are working lab grown feces to improve the situation.

I second this. The only reason click bait trash thumbnails work is people accepting it.